Woof, woof! Matilda and Ollie here, your four-legged freedom fighters, and we're sounding the alarm: AROO! OUR HUMANS NEED US! Listen up, furry friends—things are getting ruff out there, and it’s time we step up to defend democracy. Humans can’t do this alone (but they sure are cute when they try). So, I's up to us dogs to save the day!
THATS WHY WE'RE THROWING THE ULTIMATE PUP-POWERED FUN-RAISER FOR MAINSTREAM CIVIC ENGAGEMENT: DOGS FOR DEMOCRACY!
Join us on on Saturday, June 21 at CITYDOGs, where pups of all breeds (and their humans, too) will rally together for freedom, justice, and unlimited belly rubs! We'll bark and march (mostly, sniff and trot) and wag to show the world what democracy looks like on four paws and a tail.
Our pawtriotic party has everything a good doggo could ever dream of. We're talking tail-waggin’ LIVE MUSIC, drool-worthy FOOD TRUCKS, and LOCAL BREWS for the humans (they've earned it...probably). Wear something fetching (see what I did there) because you might want that magnificent mug captured in a professional POOCH PORTRAIT, perfect for your next campaign poster. And don't forget to sniff around for a chance to win pawsome RAFFLE PRIZES! PLUS, there’ll be adorable, ADOPTABLE RESCUE PUPS looking for their furever homes.
This isn’t just another walk in the park. THIS IS A MOVEMENT! It's time to rally your packs, grab your leashes, bring your humans, and help us raise a ruckus for JUSTICE FOR ALL—EXCEPT CATS... because cats are stoopid.
